Eve Meets Frank (Adam)

"Adam, you done jabbering?
Quit those lips a flappin'!
And you think I wanted to be stuck with you?
Get a clue! Throw me some Brad Pitt!
In fact, Adam, Ima call you Frank...
because oh MAN you sure do stank!"

"And don't you call me Baby!
He was right, you are crazy!
Thinkin' you're going be sittin' around lazy?
You better get to digging in that ground,
digging me up some food before you get drowned!
And you better do it without making a sound."

"As for that Slinky dude, at least
he ain't got no attitude!
And he knows how to listen to a woman,
'stead of sittin' on his duff chillin'."

And Frank (I call him because he still stank)
Began to see me in a whole new light.
In my beautiful Garden, he has to be taught,
After all, God told me he lacked in thought.
And my friend, the snake, by the way... was a misprint
Author made a mistake.
My friend the snake - there was no evil.
He is around in case I need to get 'Medieval'
on this fool Adam (Frank..who has yet to bathe).

"Now Frank, go to the river and bathe so I
don't have to smell your stink, then you can
come back and apologize. Perhaps then we'll see
if I'll let you kiss my feet."

And that is the story of Adam and Eve,
or Amy and Frank, if you please.

*For my chosen Adam, Frank Herrera.
7th place in the "Eve in Eden" contest by Deb Guzzi.

A. Green
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Sweetheart Avatar
May 31, 2010 at 8:56 PM
Congrats Amy on your winning poem in Debbie's contest with yet another wonderful write and win .. to enjoy ..luv.. dear friend ... Linda-Marie..
K. Avatar
May 30, 2010 at 5:15 AM
I totally agree with everybody! This contest sure brought out a lot of wonderful entries--really enjoyed this comeback of yours, Amy :) Best of luck in the contest :)
Segal Avatar
May 29, 2010 at 4:16 AM
Great poem! I'm having a ball reading the poems for this contest! good luck, this one's GREAT! love Simone
Brown Avatar
May 28, 2010 at 10:23 AM
Enjoyed reading your poetry and I thank you for sharing it with us Amy. Have a wonderful weekend filled with good health love and loads of inspiration. The best to you in the contest Amy. Love, Carol
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May 28, 2010 at 2:42 AM
i'm sure this would go down well as a song great poem harry
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May 28, 2010 at 1:09 AM
Smile! That was one of the absolute best Adam & Eve post that I have viewed here at soup dear lady! Smile, you had me cracking up all the way through it! Wow, "You Are Good!" ~ I saw a world of talent and a beautiful sense of hmor here, "Excellent Amy Green," to say the very least! Much Warmth You & Your Loves, John! ~ "Bye":)
Dietrich Avatar
May 27, 2010 at 10:45 PM
Yes, Emily, between the two of us, we are gonna do that "frank" Adam in. hahahaha. (he'll be wishing he never heard of "big love") heehee
Mehta Avatar
May 27, 2010 at 6:24 PM
A very powerful words from Eve to make all others less powerful. I would not like to be that Adam in Eden, hahahah
Sweetheart Avatar
May 27, 2010 at 4:48 PM
Great one Amy ..good luck in the contest.. just what Deb was looking for my friend... looks like a big winner.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
Guzzi Avatar
May 27, 2010 at 2:43 PM
wowser....Irma & P.D have been giving lessons!!! GO LADIES!
Dietrich Avatar
May 27, 2010 at 1:17 PM
Hey, Amy, you and I were thinking on the same wave length! I think Frank's funny poem did the most to bring out the feminist in both of us!! Go read mine. I tried to give it to him too (and also, to all those Adams that are whining about their Eves!) Frank is such a cool guy. YOu did so well with your poem here! Luv, Andrea
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May 27, 2010 at 10:10 AM
this is awesome, knock them out Amy. love it,..p.d.
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