Ernesto This guy is a Jerk

Ernesto
You beef Itailiono
Spinach and noodle: huh?
So how you say?
Marvolous. Clap, clap.
Might I kiss the woman who
Fix the beautiful plate?
Smooch, smooch, huh?
There she is, prettimous plate
Noodles El dente, cream so
Cheesey. The bife, Perfecto,
Garlicy perfection. I toast you
With Vermouth, I kiss you with
Thanks!
The oranges are so sweet, the
Shores so beautiful The women
Ooh la, la, huh? The lady in purple
Ah hoogia, hoogia!
Ernesto hold her hand, she say
Might the morning birds chirps
Wake us? Ernesto say the fatigue of
a night full of loving shall tirer you till
noon day, huh?
She say yes but my husband wishes me
home by sunrise. Ernesto ponders, than 
Ernesto say, I will have you home by three
to honor the gentlemen's request. Tired and hungry Ernesto take her home. Her husband
stands at door waiting. Ernesto tell woman
"Hurry, hurry he angry" husband come over and say, ya'll been hanky panky? Ernesto say Mister
of course not! She say my darling I am only up this time of day for only for hanky panky. She get out Ernesto leave go home.I come here get steak breakfast and kiss cooking lady. Thank you, the wine, oranges and supper was marvelous. Ernesto like. The guy tell him get gone you no good wonderer. Ernesto grab jacket and hat and leave. Ernesto leave his guitar but call next day and ask to send it you know. Man say," my guitar punk!" Ernesto say keep it keep it, tell your wife I am glad she let me love her first beach lady low-key lover.
He curse me Ernesto put down phone. I know say bye, Ernesto put down phone. She get message,huh?
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