Eighty Thousand Dollar Post

Eighty Thousand Dollar Post A former headmaster at a way preppy school Was fired for age and he thought it cruel So he sued and they settled Said we’re sorry we meddled Keep quiet about it the rule No discloser they all did agree In the terms of the settlement plea If anyone squealed The money’s repealed And that was how it had to be Now the daughter of he who had won Was sent off to Europe for fun But what she did next Left the school quite perplexed And back to the court on the run She went on to Facebook to brag Ignoring the court ordered gag When she let it slip What had paid for the trip The school quickly threw a red flag They might have ignored the short boast Except for her words bottommost The words they said struck it When she said they could “suck it” And with that the payoff was toast The court said the settlement’s breached The father when last he was reached Said I lost eighty grand Her Facebook’s been banned And oh how that little girl screeched