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Your 'exclusive' story is dying
                             ~ Time to send wild rumors flying
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Kiser Avatar
February 13, 2020 at 1:57 PM
I cracked up at this. Thanks for the laugh.
Bush Avatar
February 11, 2020 at 2:32 PM
I hear that all the time: "This just in, but as yet unconfirmed…" Short & snappy.
Wolf Avatar
February 11, 2020 at 4:14 PM
Sources say... An anonymous caller just told us that...Unofficial sources are saying that... What a bunch of balderdash!
Messina Avatar
February 11, 2020 at 5:34 AM
"Breaking News" Pelosi said to Trump "If I were your wife I would spike your coffee with poison. Trump replied "If I were your husband...I would drink it. (lol) FYI, not a fan of either. Great Monoku, Gershon. Have a great day my friend. -CM
Wolf Avatar
February 11, 2020 at 12:24 PM
Oh, that's good... Then Pelosi throws herself on the mercy of the court because she's been widowed! Ha! Thanks for the laugh, Charlie! Best always, Gershon
Awtry Avatar
February 11, 2020 at 5:33 AM
Brilliant and then you can begin your news report with "Some in Washington are saying..."
Wolf Avatar
February 11, 2020 at 12:23 PM
Ha, ha. Your comment's equally brilliant, P.S. Thank you so much. ~ Gershon
Somadas Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 11:59 PM
lol.. If exclusive don't work.. go for rumours.. That is going on... Clever monoku..
Wolf Avatar
February 11, 2020 at 12:22 PM
...And what if there are no rumors? -- Why, make some up, for heaven's sake! Sad. Thanks, Jenish. :) Gershon
Buehler Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 11:41 PM
I relished this entertaining monoku, Gershon. It certainly said a lot about tabloid news! Best wishes, Evelyn
Wolf Avatar
February 11, 2020 at 12:21 PM
You noted 'tabloid news' --- the 'N.Y. Times' and 'Washington Post' these days. Their coverage of Cavanaugh's confirmation, where they just took totally unconfirmed 'rape' stories from women of questionable character as gospel truth and promoted it as such, ended any credibility they may once have had, as far as I'm concerned. Thanks, Evelyn. :) gw
Y. Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 10:58 PM
WoW! Gershon, So much truth in so little words. Makes one wonder what the truth really is. Truth mixed with lies, is a big fat lie! :-) Alexis
Wolf Avatar
February 11, 2020 at 12:17 PM
I think the formula these days is: A lie repeated often enough becomes undisputed truth: War is Peace; Slavery is Freedom; 2 + 2 = 5 --- from Orwell's '1984.' Thanks for the support, Alexis! :) gw
Adams Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 8:30 PM
oh how very true...so much untruth in the media the only thing one can believe is what they see with their own eyes... good write Gershon... hugs
Wolf Avatar
February 11, 2020 at 12:15 PM
You're right -- halfway: 'Believe half of what you see...' as the saying goes. These days, I prefer to close my eyes, anyway... Thanks, Sandra! :) gw
Pigeon Tart Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 8:26 PM
Brilliant! ~xomo
Wolf Avatar
February 11, 2020 at 12:13 PM
Thanks for bringing the enthusiasm, my friend. Peace, Gershon
Cholt Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 5:42 PM
On the button. A lot of this going on nowadays.
Wolf Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 7:21 PM
It's become the way of the world, unfortunately. Hyperbole to the rescue. Thanks! ~ Gershon
Turner Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 4:37 PM
This is true and very funny Gershon
Wolf Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 7:20 PM
Glad you like it, Daniel. Cheers, Gershon
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