Edina Has Designs On All Men

Edina, the erratic, eccentric giraffe woman had parties galore. Decorating her living room with finds from Kenya and more. Her travels had brought amazing things into her upside down life. She had kicked out six husbands, glad to now not be a wife. I talked my husband into accompanying me to her party Tuesday. She was blasting seventies music, her cook had just now run away. My husband put on an apron and began to improvise the cooking. I was askance to see where Edina’s hot eyes were now looking. Where did you get him? She asked me. He is quite the catch! I threw him a baseball, and told him to go outside and play fetch. He is good with animals too! She said, complimenting me on my man. I got him away from there quickly, as only an experienced wife can.