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Earthy Thoughts

Throwing acorns out the window is not reforesting
Leave it to the squirrels

Fertilizing your lawn is not the BEST way to a greener planet.

Recycling has nothing to do with bicycles

A quantum leap is a thought that gets you somewhere

A conundrum is NOT a condom disposal

Asphalt has made the planet incontinent

Sunrise makes pollution seem pretty

Never trust a naked environmentalist
Fig leafs are always in fashion

Wool sweaters make sheep shiver

Do silk worms go fishing? 


John G. Lawless
©4/22/2022
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Wolf Avatar
April 23, 2022 at 7:25 PM
Aw, now I'll have get a sterilizer for my fertilizer! ~ Mr. Green Jeans
Dietrich Avatar
April 22, 2022 at 4:00 PM
I really enjoyed these witty monoku, John. Loved the one on shivering sheep
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