Dress Code

i'm wearing a t-shirt that reads "so far this is the oldest i've ever been" it's a little darker then sky blue with a soft white lettering letting all who read exactly know what it means so i've decided not being a fashionable being to buy six more of the exact same shirt so i can not need to think oh dear what to wear today because they are all the same and so hopefully years and so many years from now i will be eventually found dead and all will read that this is truly the oldest that i've ever been