Doris the Overindulged Duck

Doris is a duck who likes to overindulge whenever she can. She overcompensates because she has no dog, cat or man. Today I saw her eat three boxes of chocolates in an hour Then she drank a bottle of wine, to give her happy power. I have no advice to give, and I am glad that she does not ask. A second ago I watched her drink something out of a flask. Why don’t you set her up with a friend? My husband asked me. She has never been satisfied with a husband, scratching out three.