Don'T Praise Me

This may come off a bit inappropriately, so I apologize in advance to everybody, but for the love of god, Stop Freaking Praising Me! Appreciation is not how any of your praise of me is received. It Fills Me With Rage Actually! Don't tell me how amazing you think I am. Don't tell me that I have the biggest heart of any known man. Stop telling me that the world needs more like me in it. Stop praising, stop admiring, Just Stop It God Damn It! Take all of that wasted praising energy, And Direct It Where It Will Do The Most Good for you and everybody. The things that you find so remarkably performed by yours truly, could be accomplished by any one of you, anybody, and be accomplished quite literally effortlessly, so if you want me to feel good for whatever good I have done for anything, anybody or any one, don't freaking praise me, Assimilate My Behavior At The Very Least. That alone would be very much appreciated by yours truly. Stop Praising Me for any good I may have done. Honor Me by assimilating my behavior, and take immediate direct action.