Don'T Go To L

I seek it here, seek it there I cannot find this L word anywhere L is the start of many words Some of which are never heard When going to kindy or at school Is it because L isn't cool Like Lancelot and Lalawithika (I don't think that names a sticker) Lalawithika what a handle It does not hold a candle To other names like Milton Milton who lived at the Hilton With his parents and brother Mel Milton's first name began with L Perhaps L. Milton is too shy To let us into his secret why He does not use this letter, so We may never know Why Milton will not tell