Don'T Eat the Poptart

O no I said as I dropped my beloved Pop tart on the ground. O yes a voice called from behind i'll eat that Pop tart on the ground I turned around and saw a munchkin running up to me. I'll eat that Pop tart on the ground he's says as he picks it up with glee " the five second rule always count as he chewed on it joyfully ". Omg that so gross I say as I jump up and down. No foul no harm the little munchkin says another reason I've loved that five second rule. Have you been watching Myth buster ?I say with out throwing up " The Myth Buster says that rule is a bunch of baloney It does not work it'll get you sick and if you do don't blame me I tried to warn you. O don't worry about me honey the munchkin says stuffing him mouth with dirt and Pop tart if I die i'll just come and haunt you. I know this poem isn't that good I just made this morning on my way to school hope you in joy though. - Alex