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Don'T Drop the Soap Jimmy Slamming the Pathetic Whorelock Round Four

We can go blow-for-blow, toe-to-toe, or flow-for-flow, As the troop from the soup sit back and enjoy the show. I am merciless, like the SAMURAI with the AFRO, Since I slice and dice my competition where ever I go! After blessing your poor little soul, like the Pope, I would have to remind you not to drop the soap! I will always draw first blood, just like RAMBO! You could never keep up, because your pen moves too slow. I am the best at this game, with an aim like a pro! Get your ducks in a row, or get shot like a crow! Before you and your cell mate decide to elope, I would have to remind you not to drop the soap! You claim to be the great, great grandson of Edgar Allan Poe?! Get real Bro! More like a descendant of Larry, Curly, or Moe! This group, at the soup, got duped by the status quo, But like G.I.Joe, half the battle...I know! Because each one of your "slams" make you look like a dope, I would have to remind you not to drop the soap! I'll weed you out with a hoe to give you more time to grow, Because in the garden of life, you reap what you sow! Sooner or later, you will pay the price that you owe, Though it might take time for you to earn that much dough! Because the little wizard has been left without hope, I would have to remind you not to drop the soap! Instead of coming back to attack, you should just lay low. I shine all the time, but you can barely even glow. So, here is some friendly advice from your poetic foe..... The next time you get challenged, you should just say NO! So, while laughing at your inability to cope, I would have to remind you not to drop the soap!

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Date: 3/17/2011 9:21:00 AM
ELOPE!!! U got the warcock with that one!
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Date: 3/12/2011 10:31:00 AM
HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA........
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