Don Key and Muriel

Don Key the Donkey Was a silly ass He had big donkey ears And wore an eyeglass Looking very dapper And extremely smart It was his day off from pulling his cart He liked going out And enjoyed a laugh As I mentioned earlier He was daft He dressed up And looked like a Toff He tried to look trendy On his days off Don wore a bow tie Red with Yellow dots He wore a patterned waistcoat Of which he had a lot He collected waistcoats All in many hues He had a penchant for clothes Flash jackets shirts and shoes To cap it all, a trilby He tipped when ladies passed Hoping she would have a chat She walked very fast Don was this donkey's Christian name Key was the other Not much thought went into that He blamed that on his mother Don sauntered down the Road And Up and down the street When out of nowhere He spied a pretty mule Her name was Muriel They went to the same school Muriel came over to talk After they had a chat They went for a walk