Dog Lover

People say we seem compatible mates, that’s moronic !... she HATES DOGS !! which is pretty ironic being she’s such a constant bitcher, and that label, that descriptor, insofar as it is able, shows how a lack of compatibility, however hard it might be, is fair for her. Au contraire the canine, whose character I would define and describe as being “Loyalty personified” I prefer. You see, DOGS CARE, life enriching presences. So I won’t be hitching up with her. She thinks that stroking her back and doggystyle I find delightful, but that’s so uninsightful. She’ll be catatonic knowing that real love for me is dog platonic