Does Everybody Get a Prize

Will everybody get a prize? The kindergarteners ask me.
I am substitute teaching in art class.
There is an art contest, and I am explaining it to them.
"Not everybody," I say. Thinking "not most bodies."
This concept is foreign to them.
"No fair!" One of them yells.
They all jump on the "no fair" bandwagon.
I wish now I had never mentioned this contest at all.
The art teacher could have done it next week.
"Maybe the prize will be a Lego!" an optimistic student suggests.
There is loud cheering.
They are back to thinking that everybody gets the prize.
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Rodrigues Avatar
January 17, 2022 at 7:26 PM
Back in the day kids had to be tougher. This not fair stuff is for the birds. They don’t know how “not fair” things can get.
Krutsinger Avatar
January 17, 2022 at 7:35 PM
They sure don't
Hankins Avatar
January 17, 2022 at 12:36 PM
We are doing, IMHO, such a disservice when we hand out awards willy-nilly...or even those certificates for participation. Even the mediocre get a ribbon! Bosh!
Krutsinger Avatar
January 17, 2022 at 7:35 PM
Hahaha
Lawless Avatar
January 17, 2022 at 12:27 PM
AH, the participation trophy generation continues......
Krutsinger Avatar
January 17, 2022 at 7:35 PM
Yes it surely does
Croft Avatar
January 17, 2022 at 9:55 AM
I remember kindergarten everyone got a prize or else Mrs. brown was going to have to answer to 20 something kids!
Krutsinger Avatar
January 17, 2022 at 7:35 PM
This is true of kindergarten and also preschool
Cunningham Avatar
January 17, 2022 at 7:17 AM
Lol bet you wished you hadn't said anything. Tom
Krutsinger Avatar
January 17, 2022 at 7:36 PM
I was thinking "I am the sub, don't take it out on the sub!"
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