Do us a favour Britain needs Flavour
Militant anti immigrant riots by those who love foreign diets inspired by Patrick's (a Nairobi squire & Obi One Kenobi of Satire) "the Flavour Crisis" in the Guardian..
Our saviour from v(ice) some spice and flavour
For Blighty to finally be fancy free and mighty
We must stop dastardly.. bastardly behaviour
Bold in vogue rogues in brogues who're flighty
Britain ain’t as cold as the fold in Scandinavia
Savour cultural gold or it will be nighty nighty
Rascal perky castle floats in quirky murky moats
Nobody notes same gory story just Tory turncoats
Glory gloats as caning boats is still gaining votes
Knaves & slaves sent to their graves scapegoats
Nigel Farage tribal bible barrage sowing his oats
Baiting bigots hating spigots come on do us a favour
Have a go at a hijab then go have a kebab is a worry
Flurry of slurry raves at their quarry pivots craves curry
Shady reformer berk digs jerk go beserk at lady burkha
Has a go at Gurhka worker making his korma say sorry
Fears that it took 60 years to pick ethnic peers on Corrie
If only their morals like their palate whet was bit braver
Tease about it’s a breeze ease of Chinese if in a hurry
No takeaway waiver unless more a Quaver than raver
Don’t be hasty most things tasty the same wheeze
Places with traces of other races & faces do choose
No quips please about fish and chips is Portuguese
Although clues in London dish introduced by Jews
On our knees seeing trees not the wood our disease
Not just pasty views need other hues cultural engraver
Colour cascades with brood of shades or mood is duller
No blot of the don't give a jot lot be a melting pot bather
Britain’s future paver.. tutor & life saver could be FLAVA
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