Disney Princess Cruise

The Disney Princesses went on a cruise.
Cinderella lost one of her shoes.
Ariel could not find her legs.
Wendy was chased by a pirate on pegs.

Mulan’s sword was stolen by the Hun.
One of Snow White’s dwarfs had run off with a nun.
It was a dour day for the princesses, in fact.
They could barely clap for the cruise’s nightclub act.

Made up of a witch pricking her finger on a needle.
They gasped and screamed, it was a tweedle-be-deedle.
This is the last cruise I will attend, Snow White said.
She and Sleeping Beauty both felt a sudden dread.

Come on! Said Tiana, there are always cute frogs.
Lurking around in these balmy Caribbean bogs.
But an alligator got her, so she turned sad too.
It was a bust, this Disney cruise orchestrated by Ballou.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Goldsmith Avatar
April 13, 2021 at 2:59 PM
This is so creative and cute. "Love It" For a minute I thought was on a run away Disney ship. Have a blessed day writing away....................
Krutsinger Avatar
April 13, 2021 at 9:44 PM
You were Paula!
Austin Avatar
April 13, 2021 at 2:37 PM
This was so imaginative and fun! I found myself smiling by the end of this piece. If only I knew a little child I could read this to... Excellent poem!
Krutsinger Avatar
April 13, 2021 at 9:44 PM
I think all of us have a little child inside. I know I do.
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