Dirty Bird

A little bird Dropped a little turd Upon my clean windshield I pushed the button but no fluid did it yield My wipers swiped and smeared a stripe And now I'm mad enough to fight I grabbed a bottle to sprinkle the stain But the wind took it from me to my disdain Cursing the bird With a dirty word I hear a dreadful sound I then pull over and receive a fine for throwing litter on the ground So if a bird drops you a turd and the fluid is all dry Don't fret don't curse don't even cry Just pull over and clean the spot And save yourself alot