Jasonpoet Boyd Poet Rhyme

Dirty Bird

A little bird 
Dropped a little turd

Upon my clean windshield
I pushed the button but no fluid did it yield

My wipers swiped and smeared a stripe
And now I'm mad enough to fight

I grabbed a bottle to sprinkle the stain 
But the wind took it from me to my disdain 

Cursing the bird
With a dirty word

I hear a dreadful sound
I then pull over and receive a fine for throwing litter on the ground

So if a bird drops you a turd and the fluid is all dry
Don't fret don't curse don't even cry

Just pull over and clean the spot
And save yourself alot

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Dorian Petersen Potter October 13, 2014 at 6:39 PM Hahaha this is one the most funny poem I've read in the last two days, Bobb! ;) that for sure was a ver dirty bird, lol....enjoyed the read, it made me smile. Cheers! xxxx D. Jasonpoet Boyd October 13, 2014 at 6:56 PM You are very welcome. I usualy just write about things that happen in my life but for the past couple of day I have just made a couple of things up for fun. I am happy that I helped you smile. Take care and God bless