Dirran-Bandi Paddy

Dirran-bandi Paddy Paddy Stewart from the Dirran, drove them cattle in the truck, up and down ole Balonne, the river, where the Yellow Bellys suck, …..fish narrow bridge a coming down, bloody car will sideswipe me, looking swerving dodging past, need a bloody. Wee. Wee, We, …..piddle bloody flat tyre on the truck, Ninga Ning Josephs, plurry luck, bleedin from the nose a lot , struggling with the wheel he got, ole Sherriff arrives with bloody help, ripped up Nellys petticoat, driving it up his snozza a bit, ….nose wedged screwdriver bulging it, till blood from brain, the blood forgot. So he didn’t bleed to death… Don Johnson
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Duncan Avatar
August 20, 2013 at 8:31 AM
Well I guess this was an adventure ;} thank you for liking my Floodgates.
Van Breda Avatar
August 1, 2013 at 7:11 AM
Interesting and clever read Don. I always enjoy your unique style.
Morgan Avatar
August 1, 2013 at 12:58 AM
bloody nice mate!
Anglesey Avatar
July 31, 2013 at 5:50 PM
Mega halarious outrageous humor...great write !
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