Digital Santa

Digital Santa
Sung to “Santa Clause is coming to town”

You won’t find out 
You better not try 
Better not unplug
I’m texting you why
Google Plex is coming to town 

They’re making a list
And checking it twice 
They already know whose naughty and nice 
Amazon is buying the town 

They see you when your sleeping 
They know when your awake 
They know your darkest secrets 
They see every move you make

So, you better tune in 
For more digital sin 
Better not pout 
While they lure you in 
Walmart owns every big town 

0’s and 1’s 
Are part of the fun 
You can’t hide 
And you better not run 
Apple controls the world 

Uncle Sam,
Is completely plugged in 
Laughing out loud
Cause he’s knows you can’t win 

Satan Claws is coming to town

(who did you think was in the red suit?)

Eric (and sometimes not)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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