Deliver Me From Living In the North

Deliver Me From Living in the North By Elton Camp To the Northeast, my sympathies extend Here in Alabama I’ll be 70 this weekend To you, Sandy came and stayed a spell Now you have a snowstorm as well The electricity you got knocked out Now you are having another bout Your hear “youse guys” and rudeness Move down South for less crudeness Your cost of living is always high Living in the South you outta try Wear bib overall and have bare feet Say “y’all” to those that you meet Yep, tornadoes and hail you may endure But you’re better off living here for sure