Dear Depressed

Dear ‘Depressed’:  So you’re in a mess.
You’re not sure what to do.
I think I have your answer, because
Your boyfriend contacted me too.

Now, you may not be happy
With what he had to say.
When I asked him if he loves you,
He made a face and said, “No way!”

Then I said, “She thinks that you love her.
Do you?...or was it just a Summer fling?
“No!  Yes!,” he said.  I’ve tried to make it clear 
It’s over and she doesn’t mean a thing.

I was feeling trapped by my fiance, 
So I had a fling.  Yes, I cheated… I guess;
But my conscience was killing me,
So I went to her and confessed.

She’s forgiven me. We’re soon to be wed.
She’s who’s been answering the phones.
So, you can help. Just talk to that crazy girl.
Please ask her to leave us alone.”

Well, Depressed. I guess that’s it.
You’d better look for a new ‘steady’.
On second thought, maybe not;
I think you’ve had TWO many already.


Submitted to the 'Aunt Agony' contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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April 3, 2014 at 10:13 PM
ROBERT, congrats on your AWESOME win. .. Luv ~SKAT~
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April 3, 2014 at 12:07 PM
Hi Robert, :) Congratulations, the poem's awesome. Enjoyed your vice.... luv LINDA
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April 3, 2014 at 11:00 AM
Hi, Congrats on your win. Well balanced throughout. Good read. Regards Theresa xx
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April 3, 2014 at 10:30 AM
Really enjoyed this poem Robert! and quite a witty vein throughout. // paul
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April 3, 2014 at 8:46 AM
Congratulations Robert xx
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April 3, 2014 at 5:17 AM
Congratulations on the fine win in the contest Agony Aunt, enjoyed it, robert
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