Date With Salamander the Black Cat

She was set up on a bind date with a nontalking beast. He was clever but she did not know this in the least. They walked in silence to a party where she knew the host. Oh! You brought a black cat! Said the curious ghost. He is my date, she told the ghost with a flourish. His name is Salamander, and he is rather boorish. She said this in a whisper for she did have a tiny heart. They danced the macarena and he let out a big fart. He is gassy! She whispered to a mummy named Ed. So what? Ed whispered back. I am smelly and dead. He had a point, so she decided to relax and have fun. And spoil alert for their dates, this was not their only one.