The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide

Dannon Coffee Yogurt

I’ve been eating Dannon coffee yogurt
Oh, so many years,
So learning it’s been discontinued
Didn’t quite bring tears…

But a wave of disappointment
Since it’s hard to fathom why
It’s no longer waiting on the shelves
For customers to buy.

I Googled it and found it was
A “marketing decision,”
A reason which will surely meet
With clucks of pure derision.

A number* seeking feedback
Linked me to a friendly voice
Who took down my information
On my lack of coffee choice.

Maybe if they’re inundated
With a thousand calls like mine,
Those in charge will reconsider
Pulling coffee from their line.

*877-326-6668
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Conn Avatar
May 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
1 less fecal transplant on the market is a good thing ...
De Beaulieu Avatar
May 12, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Hello Llene, I have noticed the fod i am looking for that i buy often is not on the shelf. My fav. soups A good example . Like Scotch Broth, Onion Soup, Blueberry jam and more. i miss these items. Hugs. /Darlene/
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