Dad

Hello there dad how have you been? Oh! Really thats great please don't let me begin. Where were you just last year when I nearly died of stress? Or how about two months ago when my whole life was a mess? I wondered where you were all of the time, now I'm fifteen three years from grown and you show up on the dime! Well go back where you came from back into the portal you walked through, who's my dad? wheres he at? Oh no it couldn't be you, I saw a completely different face at the age of two! So your really here? this isn't a joke? Ha! Go somewhere and choke! I never needed you before and I definatly don't need you now, and I can walk my own self down the isle!