Robert L. Hinshaw Poet Couplet

Cute Christmas Couplet

Alas, there'll be no goodies for Billy this year due to a bit of bad luck;

Due to Santa's ponderous butt, sliding down the chimney he got stuck!

Entry for Andrea Dietrich's "Cute Christmas Couplet" Contest
(17 December 2018)

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Line Gauthier January 5, 2019 at 9:07 AM Santa needs to go on a diet, can't be disappointing children again next year. Robert L. Hinshaw January 5, 2019 at 11:09 AM Yep, he's got a serious problem. Line, thank you so much for your gracious comments on some of my "concoctions". Much appreciated - Bob

Lindsay Laurie December 19, 2018 at 6:01 PM G'day Robert … I'm sure if Billy lit a small fire, Santa would shoot up like a rocket, but maybe Billy doesn't think like me - thanks Robert - Lindsay

Nette Onclaud December 18, 2018 at 10:39 AM santa needs a veggie diet, hohoho!... i love your humor, bob!...huggs

Arthur Vaso December 18, 2018 at 1:53 AM LOL this is so funny!!!!!

Line Gauthier December 17, 2018 at 6:42 PM Poor Santa! Poor Billy! Tough luck all around. Well done, Robert.

Ilene Bauer December 17, 2018 at 5:08 PM ha! perfect for the contest, bob! best of luck... Robert L. Hinshaw December 17, 2018 at 5:23 PM Thanks, Ilene - tuff break for Billy indeed!

Jan Allison December 17, 2018 at 4:47 PM Yes he sure needs to diet next year lol:-) hugs jan xx

Heidi Sands December 17, 2018 at 4:19 PM Great one Robert lol :)