Curl Up and Dye

Curl Up and Dye By Elton Camp To craziness in salon names there’s no stop Nobody likes simple: Meg’s Beauty Shop Maybe to call the place “The Mane Attraction” Is a way for a cosmetologist to get some action Womens’ hearts, the shop fills with gladness When it has the zany name of “Shear Madness” In a spot that has been designated as “Hair Lair,” Customers will understand why the place is there It surely must have been some marketing whiz Who picked for a salon this title, “Hair It Is” I can’t imagine whom the following would love: A beauty with the strange name, “A Cut Above” When the potential names begin to become few, Only then, I sure think, would “Clip Joint” do “The Cutting Edge” sounds like a computer store But it has been used to designate a salon before “Twisted Sisters” sounds much like a kinky place Some think the name “Hairem” is also a disgrace But it seems to me there is no good reason why A salon shouldn’t be called “Curl Up and Dye”