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Cupid will be Getting Coal Again

We are going to do a flash mob dance Comet told the crew. I have a choreographer trained reindeer to help, her name is Bonnie Sue. Vixen and Blitzen were miffed, because it was not their idea at all. Dasher and Rudolph did not hear, they were watching snow fall. Bonnie Sue came in and kept all the reindeers on their hooves for sure. She had a sassy way about her, she was full of holly and manure. Olive was irritated, because she was not asked to choreograph the dance. Don’t be persnickety said Donner who thought with B.S. he had a chance. Their dance steps were merry, they left prints all over the fresh snow. Santa tried to find them but with all these prints he did not know… Where his reindeer were or what mischief they were about. Olive past him on her way out, her nose was in a snooty pout. Dancer and Prancer said “we hear Santa” and all the dancing stopped. Pretend we're rioting for better rations, said new elf named McFlopped. “that won’t work, let me handle this, my friends,” with reindeer cheer. Cupid lied to Santa’s face, so coal will be in his stocking again this year.

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