Cup Cake

Cup Cake

Your favorite food is cupcake, so is mine
I cover my wife Cupcake in layered chocolate 
The recipe is simple, defined with love and hunger 
She does not always use the sauna
An oven hot will do just fine
Baking for two hours at a time till she is done
Bent over, burnt a little at the edges, turned on her side
She does not mind the heat too much
But hates blenders for some strange reason
The recipe must be kept as follows:
Two cups of flower and one for her hair
One stick of butter rubbed tenderly along the thighs
Three eggs scrambled but not about the eyes and ears
A spoon full of honey to keep the glow
Place the aluminum pan inside the over
Centered,  then flop it in….but gently…must not forget the Mrs.
Set to 450 degrees to remove the grime and grease
Make sure the skin is tender to the touch
Sugar powder lightly on her body
Don’t forget the nose
Add cinnamon with a pinch and kiss
Caution!  Cloths could catch on fire and are optional 
Don’t over cook
We don’t want Cupcake to lose her looks
I like my cupcakes warm and sweet 
With a glass of milk, late at night, between the sheets

Created by: Earl Schumacker on 9/23/15 for Tammy Reams “Didactic Foods”- Poetry Contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Allison Avatar
October 3, 2015 at 7:17 PM
Love your unique take on the theme Earl hope all is well with you:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx
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October 10, 2015 at 7:02 PM
Hi Jan, Thank you so much for commenting. My computer crashed. I have not had access for some time. It worked for 2 days, enough time to write this entry then crashed again. This is a temporary computer I am using at this hour. I will have a new one by next week. I hope everything is good with you. Take care. Earl
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