Criminals Online

Criminals Online By Elton Camp From the daily volume of spam received Are more scamsters than can be believed Why would anyone I’ll never come to see Want to enter into a business deal with me? Who would share an abandoned bank account, Especially if containing some fabulous amount Then of a sweepstakes I have become a winner How strange since I didn’t even have to enter A rich, foreign woman wants me to sponsor her That I might be a murderer never seems to occur One found my name as being defrauded, on a list That he can get my money back he does insist Since I’ve not been cheated even a single time, I know for certain that he is a lying ball of slime And every time any foreign plane does crash The entire wealthy family, to death, it does dash If I can just say that I am the very next of kin, Then a profitable sharing of assets can begin To avoid being cheated, just follow sane advice Don’t open any spam, much less look at it twice