Crazy Obituary Notice

Nicely bearing The Title Straight to Heaven But the chap had lived A Short Twenty Seven And he was wielding AK 47; Some embarrassing gunshots in God’s Heaven! You see: some obituaries read quite stupid: This one made subject against Love and Cupid. I could not excuse his khaki uniform: I just could see he had lived A Life of Storm. An obituary notice far from limpid, A concentration on The Oddly Vapid: Someone who’d roamed The Earth and it was rapid; A message as tasteless as the insipid… Why a weapon loaded and probably cocked, In toughest fabric portraying a heart locked? The Guy I could presume “Resting in Pieces; Wherever he is like Snake: lots of hisses… Mourners may on electric pole post such bill; On my father’s house’s wall I might them kill!