Covid Waltz

A Rondo In 23 Verses COVID is very inconvenient. Difficult to endure. It controls my soul and my movements It has ruined my life for sure. I hate masks but I wear them. Fogging my view with each breath They blind me to dangers in traffic Forecasting my vehicular death. COVID is very inconvenient. Difficult to endure. It controls my soul and my movements It has ruined my walking for sure. A haircut or facial nice to conjure. I look like a portrait of doom. My grey roots protrude and grow longer The mirror reflects all of my gloom COVID is very inconvenient. Difficult to endure. It controls my being and my movements It has ruined my beauty for sure. And Zoom every day, I hate it. Playing Hollywood Squares with the mob. At least I can work here pantless. Until I find a new job. COVID is very inconvenient. Difficult to endure. It controls my soul and my movements It has ruined my career for sure. At gym I used to sweat bullets. Admiring the bodies around. But now its reduced to a laptop. And some formless voice counting down. COVID is very inconvenient. Difficult to endure. It controls my being and my movements It has ruined my physique for sure. Homeschooling my children is stressful. They hate every thing that I do They look upon me as a jailor A bossy mal tempered old shrew. COVID is very inconvenient. Difficult to endure. It controls my being and my movements It has ruined my family for sure. . And why can't we use our own dog walkers Metabolically relieving the hound. The city has forbidden this action. Another way needs to be found. COVID is very inconvenient. Difficult to endure. It controls my being and my movements It has ruined my pet’s life for sure. And please don’t repeat this around I have a lover every Wednesday afternoon. Since they're not strictly in my bubble, We can’t, you know what, in a room. COVID is very inconvenient. Difficult to endure. It controls my being and my movements It has ruined sex life for sure. Look, I know that millions are dying I’m not insensitive to that. But my lifestyle has taken a beating You can’t call me a brat for that. COVID is very inconvenient. Difficult to endure. It controls my being and movements It has ruined life for sure.