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Could Be Convenient To Be Lenient

Could Be Convenient To Be Lenient,
Wherever we went with their consent;
We had enough money to be spent,
That put into our budget a big dent.

Hemorrhoid Horn Haiku

Always avoid
A paranoid who has
A hemorrhoid.

In vein will remain,
That always drives me insane,
And there will remain.

In Carolina,
Sure seems to be uncanny;
Beach always sandy.

What we would not like,
When band really went on strike;
Told to take a hike.

Successful and straight;
To be this way we can't wait;
Want them for our fate.

Have to huff and puff,
Then realize there is rough,
And very tough stuff.

Could be copious;
About it does seem serious;
We were curious.

Jim Horn

This is my teenth poem again.




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Date: 1/8/2019 5:43:00 AM
Now James, think about it a second...do irritating hemorrhoids really deserve having a poem written about them. Cute one.
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