Cool cats with phat tatts

So do we scoff or doff our hats

To those fat cats with the bats

If they're playing on flat mats

Cult pacts ignore facts & stats

Those bros who chose phat tatts 


Bazball scribes with cool vibes scat

Imbibe tribes habit rabbit out of hats


Enjoying or cloying annoying as gnats

Media rats jibes in tit for tat spats

Drat all Bazball brats bribes just tatt


Chit chat that they're just lazy prats

Tw*ts that go bust as crazy as bats

Clowns meltdown or doubles down pat

Unjust if lust thrust through hazy slats

Rat tat & rat a tat tat must be all that!
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