Conspiracy Theory

CONSPRACY THEORY You say no-one can tell you what to do; You are not wearing a mask. You talk about your human rights But what about mine I ask. Nobody’s vaccinating you; It’s all a conspiracy. They’ll inject a micro-chip in you So they’ll always know where you ‘ll be. But if you refuse to wear a mask, And won’t have the injection, Just keep well away from me, I don’t want to risk infection You say nobody landed on the moon; It was all an elaborate hoax, Filmed in a disused warehouse With a couple of actor blokes. You probably think the earth is flat And believe the scientists lied. So why don’t you take a trip to the edge And throw yourself over the side? 18th December 2021 King Size Bull Crap Poetry Contest Sponsor - Charles Messina