Conspiracy Theory

CONSPRACY THEORY
You say no-one can tell you what to do; You are not wearing a mask. You talk about your human rights But what about mine I ask. Nobody’s vaccinating you; It’s all a conspiracy. They’ll inject a micro-chip in you So they’ll always know where you ‘ll be. But if you refuse to wear a mask, And won’t have the injection, Just keep well away from me, I don’t want to risk infection You say nobody landed on the moon; It was all an elaborate hoax, Filmed in a disused warehouse With a couple of actor blokes. You probably think the earth is flat And believe the scientists lied. So why don’t you take a trip to the edge And throw yourself over the side? 18th December 2021 King Size Bull Crap Poetry Contest Sponsor - Charles Messina
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Allison Avatar
January 19, 2022 at 2:54 PM
your thoughts sure made me smile, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Alex Avatar
January 18, 2022 at 9:02 PM
Great concept. Very beautifully written. Congratulations!
Rodrigues Avatar
January 18, 2022 at 8:01 PM
There is common sense then there is conspiracy theories. Congratulations on your win!
Sambourne Avatar
January 18, 2022 at 7:26 PM
A strong write with a message that has punch in each sharp line. Congratulations on your win! Brian
Hawley Avatar
January 18, 2022 at 5:13 PM
Well, when it comes to Covid there are two groups of people from what I see. Group 1: Conspiracy theory because the rich and powerful are yanking chains of us all. Group 2. Covid is real, and dang it but take it seriously. I am group 3, a happy mix of groups 1 and 2. And flat earth people baffle me greatly. Nice thoughts on this, and this poem is a great winner. Well done.
Roper Avatar
January 18, 2022 at 3:45 PM
Wow... very outspoken feelings. Bryn, congratulations on your win. And, yes I have gotten all three shots. But I got Covid before anyone knew it was in the States. Bless you with a new year with lots of blessings.
Craddick Avatar
January 18, 2022 at 12:04 PM
I love this and agree with your sentiments 100%! Congratulations!
Messina Avatar
January 18, 2022 at 10:50 AM
Everybody is entitled to their own opinion. Love the humor, Bryn. Congrats on your 1st place win! Charlie
Lawless Avatar
December 19, 2021 at 5:37 AM
WHAT!!!!! YOU MEAN THE EARTH ISN'T FLAT!!!!!
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