Confidence Sitting On Camper Top

As I get closer I see she is a woman About nine foot tall Her waist is probably less than eleven inches in diameter Her legs are the width of a ruler Self-confidence oozes out of this tiny being She is sitting on top of her van camper Drinking a six pack of root beers There is not a pinch of fat on her body She wears a gray kamikaze helmet with a purple visor She is nonchalantly waving the flag of the Brits Her tennis shoes cover more area than the bikini she wears Her left shoulder is heavily tattooed We have never met such a beast. We saunter up to her and say “hi”. She responds, and happily. Fearless and free. I am in awe!