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Computers Can Drive Us To Drink

Computers can absolutely drive us to drink It's programmed into their memory Just when we think things are all hunky dory It lets us down unceremoniously To frustrate us more we even lose some data Though we often hit “command/save” But wouldn't you know it this was the exception To these monsters we're truly enslaved The damn things treats us like a piece of crap I'm sure there are gremlins inside Trying to turn us into some raving maniacs Taking great delight when we cry Can't live with them, can't live without them They've got us by those short curlicues It's almost like they enjoy watching us struggle But give in to these things we refuse They can drive us to drink, a bloody caesar Every single night before bed Oh for the days before technology arrived When people ruled the world instead

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Date: 8/13/2023 5:40:00 PM
....good points.....i fear for the future.... the past was 'learn by experience'....now is 'computers in the classroom'.....stan
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/14/2023 3:24:00 AM
Scary... I fear for the future as well! Methinks we have created a monster!!! Scary!!!!!
Date: 8/13/2023 11:42:00 AM
Hello Happy Jack, I created a poem It There Were No Computers. Oh I agree with you. computers do drives us crazy. I sometimes have to rewrite my sentence because i forgot a letter. Or misspelled a word. Or on email my sentences Frustrating!!!Love, Darlenexxxx-oooo.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 8/14/2023 4:18:00 AM
Hello Happy Jack, yes so many ways computers can mess us up. Love, Darlene/\ xxxx=oooo.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/13/2023 1:59:00 PM
You too! LOL There so many ways computers can mess us guys up!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 8/13/2023 6:07:00 AM
Lol, so true Jack, hope I'm not around when they take over and they will one day. Hope you're keeping well. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/13/2023 6:18:00 AM
Said I was retiring... can't seem to let go! It's ingrained!!!! Be weli Thomas!
Date: 8/13/2023 5:26:00 AM
just settle car to "self drive mode" and go wild
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/13/2023 5:36:00 AM
You mean in the back seat... too old! Happy day John!!!

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