Comedy

Everything turns to grey When you’re changing every day When you watch him walk on by When you scream and when you cry When you’re clinging to my heart And say he’s tearing you apart And I know you’ll never say “Will you, can you take his place?” I’ll help you drive him from your home And tell you, you are not alone I’ll help to find you a new man I know you’ll never understand It’s so very funny I-I can’t stop laughing Oh it’s all so lovely For you, my dear Now everything’s in place I’ll find a boy who knows the score Just the kind you’re looking for With sugar hair and icy eyes Who’ll never ever tell you lies I’ll even play you’re little bride’s maid And know that all my debts are paid And want to drive right off a cliff When you say your vows and have your kiss And when you call me years from then With three kids and a picket fence You’ll ask me if I found a girl And I’ll scratch my arms and want to hurl It’s so very funny I-I can’t stop laughing Oh it’s all so lovely For you, my dear Now everything’s in place “Never found the right one,” I’ll say As my night becomes the day And we’ll both laugh at years gone by And when you hang up I’ll start to cry This is what my fortune holds As your comedy unfolds Until I find a girl in white To make the darkness fell alright And maybe I will feel again Even if I just can’t win I’ll find a pretty girl and wait And hope she makes those old feelings fade It’s so very funny I-I can’t stop laughing Oh it’s all so lovely For you, my dear Now everything’s in place Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It’s so very funny Oh, I can’t stop laughing Oh it’s all so lovely Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! For you, my dear Now everything’s in place