Come To Jesus Meeting
She said it was come to Jesus
time
But it wasn't held in a church
Familiar as I am with the
scriptures
Who knew that Jesus cursed.
She started out on football
And the way I sat and
screamed
Then rolled her eyes when I
pointed out
She was talking about God's
own football team.
Then she made some
unmentionable comment
About how it wasn't right
That somehow one of my
buddies
Needed to go drinking every
night
When I politely tried to tell her
She was blowing things out of
proportion
She said you better get new
some friends
Who knew the meaning of the
word extortion
When I asked what it was she
wanted
She said it's really no big
surprise
Treat me like I'm still you're
number one
Not second fiddle to your
rowdy boys
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