Come To Jesus Meeting

She said it was come to Jesus time But it wasn't held in a church Familiar as I am with the scriptures Who knew that Jesus cursed.  She started out on football And the way I sat and screamed Then rolled her eyes when I pointed out She was talking about God's own football team.  Then she made some unmentionable comment  About how it wasn't right That somehow one of my buddies  Needed to go drinking every night When I politely tried to tell her She was blowing things out of proportion  She said you better get new some friends Who knew the meaning of the word extortion When I asked what it was she wanted She said it's really no big surprise Treat me like I'm still you're number one  Not second fiddle to your rowdy boys