Come On Down To the Savoury Hotel

I shall try not to give you the impression that on the Iowa Frontier We are either a swindler, a thief, or a joker but come closer, my dear. You might want to check into the Savoury Hotel. This is quite clear. Do not worry. Your peacock and hippopotamus are already here. We have your favorite snacks, and in the frig is cold beer. Oh, there is a dilemma? Well, please do not broadcast that. I want my guests to enjoy their vertical activities in this flat. We have a universal TV set up, and there is play station and a cat. If you come stay with us, so what do you say to that? If you are checking in late, the key will be under the mat. The hippopotamus is already down in the casino, bending a chair. The peacock is preening in front of the mirror, with nary a care. The Iowa Frontier’s Savoury Hotel is ready, and our prices are fair. We are waiting for you, honey. You may bring cousin Lair. If you do not turn up soon, we are loaning your bed to a bear.