Cola and Crown

Cola and Crown Cola and Crown Burns coming up But, smooth going down Cola and Crown Cola and Crown Burns coming up But, smooth gong down Sitting at the tavern Needed courage Drank four shots Downed them in six seconds Now, I didn't feel so hot Stumbled to the dance floor Room was spinning So was I Four shots in just six seconds Felt like I was gonna die Waitress pushed on by me Saw that I had paid my dues Four shots in just six seconds I threw up on her new shoes Cola and Crown Cola and Crown Burns coming up But, smooth going down Cola and Crown Cola and Crown Burns coming up But, smooth gong down She screamed and i just wobbled Then she socked me with her tray She gave me four shots in six seconds Now, on the floor I lay From now on when I'm drinking I'm drinking beer, no matter what I've got two black eyes to show me Four in six ain't that hot