Christmas Stranger Danger
There is a man that everyone knows,
I'm sure he's dodgy,
even his pets nose glows.
There's something quite unnatural,
something not quite right.
He's been seen on peoples rooftops
in the middle of the night.
He slides down your chimneys
and breaks into your house.
He's very rarely seen,
he's as quiet as a mouse.
It's really quite a mystery
how he manages that
because the man lives on mince pies
and he really is quite fat.
So if you see this man,
there's no telling what he might do,
so shut your eyes,pretend to sleep
and be safe the whole night through.
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