Christmas Stocking Stuffers

Pity the Poor Octopus The octopus is a curious creature With eight long tentacles his most outstanding feature. But because of his oddly shaped cephalopod bod, He's not one of those who looks stylish in clothes, For his head's much too big to put a hat upon. And like the squid and the manta, He could never play Santa, 'cause he has no lap to be sat upon. Christmas Q and A: Q: What's a favorite Christmas holiday entertainment for many domineering women? A: "The Nutcracker" Q: Why is it better to give at Christmas than to receive? A: it might be tax deductible. Q: What would the Sugar Plum one be if she had a bad case of hypertrichosis? A: A very hairy fairy. Merry Christmas Poetry Soup!