Christmas Shopping

Wrapping paper, Some gift tags, Bows and ribbon, Stuffed in Bags. Baubles, tinsel, Christmas cards, Rushing around, This shopping’s hard. Grandpa’s hankies, Granny’s shawl, Uncle Albert’s socks, I want to bawl. Bruised and battered, Bumped and shoved, Just back off, I won’t be rushed. Parents panicking, Yells and screams, Fighting to buy the toy, Of their child’s dreams. I’m off home, To do my shopping on line, Sit in comfort, With a glass of Mulled Wine. I don’t care, If you think I’m lazy, I’m not doing that again, I’m not crazy.