Christmas Is Coming

Christmas is coming day by day The strain on the wallet will last till May Kitchen cupboards filling to the top Could it be we are opening a shop Christmas cards to write out too Price of stamps a shock Nothing in the shops is in stock Christmas office Party, yeah where’s that Lynn Hangover in the morning, did I commit sin Can’t remember a damm thing Smell of perfume who’s could it be I hope the wife doesn’t notice it on me It’s only once a year We get to drink so much beer And enjoy such cheer Hope everyone Has lots of fun