Christmas Baby

What's Daddy getting you for Christmas, Sammy asked his mummy Something very special, Mummy said, then held her tummy You see, she whispered in his ear, there'll soon be nappies smelly He's given me a baby and it's right here in my belly But Mummy, Sammy blurted, there's something I don't get Your present's in your tummy now, but Santa's not been yet This is the kind of gift, she said, that Santa cannot bring So Dad and me together made the baby in the spring So Sammy went to find his dad and asked him if it's true They made the baby so that it would come when Santa's due His daddy said it's true, in fact the baby won't get here Until it is delivered just a week before new year Sammy thought about the baby inside mummy's tummy I'm sorry Dad, but you should know about your gift for mummy You will not need to wrap it up, or find a box to fit She liked the baby so much that she's gone and eaten it!