CHIC STUFF
CHICK STUFF
WHEN I WAS IN THE JUNGLES OF VIETNAM, I CARRIED A GUN. MY BEARD WAS A LITTLE STUBBLY AND MY HAIR WAS ALL UNDONE. TO SAY THE LEAST, I GUESS I LOOKED A LITTLE RUFF. BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I DISCOVERED CHICK STUFF!
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT CHIC STUFF, IT’S AN ALL-NEW MENS’ BOUTIQUE. IT’S RUN BY THIS SWEET LITTLE GAY GUY WHO SAYS HIS NAME IS MONIQUE. HE TAUGHT ME ALL ABOUT BATH OILS AND HOW TO SMELL SWEET. HE EVEN SHOWED ME HOW TO PAINT THE NAILS ON MY FEET. MY DAYS OF LOOKING RUFF AND SMELLING WORSE ARE OVER. I’M LOOKING LIKE A BRAND-NEW MAN; THEY CALL ME RED ROVER!
I MET A MAN WHOS HAIR WAS ALL NASTY AND SNARLED. HE WAS WEARING SANDALS AND HIS TOENAILS WERE ALL CURLED AND NARLED. HE SAID I CAN’T MEET NO GIRLS AND I DRIVE A LAND ROVER. I KNEW RIGHT AWAY WHAT THIS MAN NEEDED WAS A MAKE-OVER.
SO.... I SAID:
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT CHIC STUFF, IT’S AN ALL-NEW MENS’ BOUTIQUE. IT’S RUN BY THIS SWEET LITTLE GAY GUY WHO SAYS HIS NAME IS MONIQUE. HE TAUGHT ME ALL ABOUT BATH OILS AND HOW TO SMELL SWEET. HE EVEN SHOWED ME HOW TO PAINT THE NAILS ON MY FEET. MY DAYS OF LOOKING RUFF AND SMELLING WORSE ARE OVER. I’M LOOKING LIKE A BRAND-NEW MAN; THEY CALL ME RED ROVER!
I WANT TO THANK MONIQUE FOR MY CHANGE IN DIRECTION. HE MADE ME SEE THAT BEING MACHO IS LIKE AN INFECTION. I USED TO PLAY TOUCH FOOTBALL, ROLL AROUND IN THE MUD WITH THE BOYS . THESE DAYS IT’S ALL ABOUT HYGENE AND PLAYING WITH MY NEW BATH TOYS. IT’S TRUE, THESE DAYS I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME AT THE SPA. LAST SUNDAY AFTER CHURCH I EVEN TOOK MY MA.
SHE ASKED ME WHAT ACCOUNTED FOR MY CHANGE IN ATTITUDE SO I SAID......
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT CHIC STUFF, IT’S AN ALL-NEW MENS’ BOUTIQUE. IT’S RUN BY THIS SWEET LITTLE GAY GUY WHO SAYS HIS NAME IS MONIQUE. HE TAUGHT ME ALL ABOUT BATH OILS AND HOW TO SSMELL SWEET. HE EVEN SHOWED ME HOW TO PAINT THE NAILS ON MY FEET. MY DAYS OF LOOKING RUFF AND SMELLING WORSE ARE OVER. I’M LOOKING LIKE A BRAND-NEW MAN; THEY CALL ME RED ROVER!
I SAW MY FRIEND THE OTHER DAY. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE LAND ROVER. I ASKED HIM HOW HE WAS AND ABOUT HIS MAKE OVER. HE SAID THAT MEGUEL WAS GREAT AND THAT HE GAVE HIM A WHOLE NEW POINT OF VIEW. JUST LIKE THE BIBLE SAYS, “ALL THINGS HAVE BECOME NEW. I USED TO WORK CONSTRUCTION YOU SEE; I WAS A COLE MINER. AFTER MEETING MEGUEL I’M GOING BACK TO SCHOOL TO BE A FASHION DESIGNER.
WHOEVER SAID YOU CAN’T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS, NEVER MET MIGUEL AND HE NEVER WENT TO CHICS!
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