Chemical Castration

When we first MET, you were so young and FAIR, A hundred twenty POUNDS in your underWEAR. We tied the KNOT, and the next thing I KNEW, Your weight ballooned UP to 300 and TWO! Your weight GAIN ended my infatuATION. Lovin' YOU is like a chemical castRATION. Several times a WEEK when your mom stops BY, She starts in on ME, and I just want to DIE! She gripes and NAGS, got nothin' good to SAY, Then you and SHE just eat bon-bons all DAY. Your family TIES only add to my frustRATION. Lovin' YOU is like a chemical castRATION. You decided that YOU'D take a drive in my CAR, Just go to the STORE, it's not very FAR. That short DRIVE ended up in a WRECK, And my sweet RIDE was shot all to HECK! I just wanna SHOUT IT all across the NATION: Lovin' YOU is like a chemical castRATION! (The form for this poem is accentual verse.)