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Ants 
And uncles' too

They get under my goat. 
Skin crawling little lactose tolerant yokes. 
"Holy guacamole, pass the cheese."
Says Uncle Whine O.

Hold the phones stop the press I gotta go. 
Look at me 
Look at me 

Ant Hen says to Uncle Fren

Here buddy let me hold that for ya while I soak ants with my pee. 
Gossiping about me creating mountains that are more closely related to as hills. 
That lazy bum can't even pay his own bills. 
He lies, cheats, and steals. 

Truth be told I hate ants like for reals.  

8/14/16
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Gupta Avatar
August 14, 2016 at 4:49 AM
Ha ha ... very nice ... all the best ...
Zink Avatar
August 14, 2016 at 1:06 PM
Same to you and thank you Probir.
Spagnola Avatar
August 14, 2016 at 4:33 AM
Best of luck! Thank you for my first morning laugh:) dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead Ant ~ pink panther :)peace & love, jill
Zink Avatar
August 14, 2016 at 1:04 PM
Thank you jill! Nice dead ant imagery. Took me a second glance to make the connection but that's awesome!
Raynes Avatar
August 14, 2016 at 2:29 AM
i wish i could write like this, i love it. a 7
Zink Avatar
August 14, 2016 at 2:43 AM
Thanks Lewis! I will have to leave it alone for the time being; as is. I'm bound to get first one of these days; so long as I do not ever give up.
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