The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide

Cheap Pipe Tobacco

Pipe tobacco is cheaper than hand rolling tobacco, that’s  good
But you gotta chip it an chop it and tug out all of the twigs and dead wood
Cos it’s as rough and as course as a grizzly bears bum
But thats part of the fun
Then you gotta roll it into a long slim snout 
Shucks, it don’t roll easy I tell you and the big bits of baccy at the end fall out
Then when you strike a light it erupts into a massive fire and turns into ash
An it burns your tache
Worth it though for a cheap *** you know
Now sit back and have a slow blow  
Roll your own smoke with cheaper than chips coursely chopped up cheap pipe bacco
I know you want to yunno
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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