Cheap Pipe Tobacco

Pipe tobacco is cheaper than hand rolling tobacco, that’s good But you gotta chip it an chop it and tug out all of the twigs and dead wood Cos it’s as rough and as course as a grizzly bears bum But thats part of the fun Then you gotta roll it into a long slim snout Shucks, it don’t roll easy I tell you and the big bits of baccy at the end fall out Then when you strike a light it erupts into a massive fire and turns into ash An it burns your tache Worth it though for a cheap *** you know Now sit back and have a slow blow Roll your own smoke with cheaper than chips coursely chopped up cheap pipe bacco I know you want to yunno